Wednesday, 17 November 2010

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - Dating Tips by Britt Ekland

Reality TV is back again and we have another cast of minor celebrities to love or hate. Following yesterday's post on Lembit Opik's chronologically reducing dates we present s selection of Britt's conquests.


1973 - had a son with record producer Lou Adler

1975 – lived with rock star Rod Stewart

1979 – 1981 dated and became engaged to rock singer Phil Lewis

1980 – dated former Bay City Roller Singer Les McKeown

1984 – married rock musician Slim Jim Phantom

Is it just me or is there a pattern here?

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - Dating Tips by Lembit Opik

Reality TV is back again and we have another cast of minor celebrities to love or hate. Today Metro newspaper profiles the dates former Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik, born 1965.


2002 - started dating ITV weather presenter Siân Lloyd (aged 44)

2006 - started dating Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia (aged 23)

2009 - dates underwear model Katie Green (aged 22)

2010 - dates student Merily McGivern (aged 21)

Is it just me or are they getting younger?

The Lost Art of Album Covers

You had saved your “hard-earned” pocket money for weeks. You oozed over the racks before deciding where your limited budget would be spent. You were attracted to the double gatefold, especially if the lyrics were included on the inside. You were looking for extras that were included such as a poster or stickers. You went home and poured over your latest art purchase, handling it with care as if you had been to Christies instead of Chalmers and Joy

If the light show was integral to the concert experience then the cover was integral to the album experience. By albums I am of course talking in old money. This is imperial rather than metric, twelve inches rather than 12 cm, analogue rather than digital, magnetic rather than optical, vinyl rather than polycarbonate.

At that time my friends and I all had decent quality hi-fi turntables and systems. We got excited at the quality of recording when listening to Dark Side of the Moon and other albums associated with superior sound. But this is not about how albums sounded, this is about how they looked. As well as the sound, Dark Side of the Moon also had "the look."


OK to start with there is the blank canvas of 12 x 12 inches. Small enough to be stored neatly at home but large enough to enable complexity and detail and with an album that had a double gatefold the artist’s work could extend to the reverse of the cover and/or on the inside cover also. There is a definite development on album design evident from say the early 1960s into the late 1960 and early 1970s. If we take for example albums by The Beatles we can see that 1963’s Please Please Me and also With The Beatles from the same year use basic photographic images of the band. It is not until 1966 and Revolver that we see the use of illustration by Klaus Voorman. The standard must surely have been set with 1967’s Sergeant Pepper featuring a day-glo collage of famous people surrounding the band.


By the 1970s the attention given to album design was part and parcel of the popular music product and it gave some artists and designers the opportunity to make their mark. Best known for a succession of covers for the band Yes, Roger Dean’s distinctive fantasy landscapes and design of the band’s logo was very much part of the Yes experience. Storm Thorgerson cut his teeth with Pink Floyd and has gone on to sustain his involvement in cover design to the present day with bands like Dream Theater, Muse and Biffy Clyro.


Compact discs became commercially available in 1982. Fast forward thirty years and we have had two generations that have grown up without exposure to the album cover culture. It appears as if this was the beginning of the end for the album cover. Indeed, my friend’s wife, who is an art teacher, did a school project on designing album covers. Her class of teenagers just didn’t “get it.” With the increasing popularity of digital music downloading the role that packaging (and thus the "album cover") will play in consumer music sales in the near future is uncertain.

However it is good to know that there are sites devoted to the album cover aficionado and here are a couple of links:


A Right Royal Palaver

OK folks, sit down, strap in, and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride that started yesterday and will continue till, well, whenever really. But be sure it will be longer than the two minutes duration of your favourite thrill at Alton Towers. For here we are destined for the marathon not the sprint, the mountain not the molehill, the Real Madrid not the Cowdenbeath.

Yes Oor Wullie is getting hitched to common Kate next year in the wedding of the century. The media are oozing over what a wonderful match they make and we have our good news story upon which we will all be expected to dine and forget that the country is up to its eyeballs in debt. When the news broke the story dominated our TV viewing yesterday, special extended programmes bullied their way onto our screens, knocking the scheduled ones into the wet gutter.

Perhaps the most interesting of opinions in the press was the speculation of who might design the all important dress. That’s for the bride not the groom apparently. One fashion editor suggested, such is Kate’s fashion acumen, that she might get her dress done by Vivienne Westwood. Well if one wants to out Jordan that other Katie (Price) then yes, go ahead.

I am not going to spend a lot of time expending my energies on what is basically another couple marrying. However I could not let it pass as we will be hearing about it again and again and again. This won’t happen here although I can’t promise it won’t get another mention.

Already the comparisons are being made with that previous royal wedding. Indeed by the time they get hitched, thirty years will have passed. My only advice to the happy couple might be don’t go to Paris for your honeymoon.

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Arnold Palmer’s Pro-Shot Golf - A Toy I Did Get for Christmas

I’ve always thought golf was a great game and one that is unfortunately spoiled by golfers. What I mean by that is that I always found it difficult to separate the game from the players. My experience of those who played was that they were all a bit, well, boring, materialistic and overly concerned with their pecking order in the social rankings. One of the many abiding memories of my previous career was the many dull Monday mornings tolerating office colleagues as they went over their Sunday golf round in meticulous detail such that it was lunch time before any work got done. Such was their passion for the game, or at least its trappings, you would think they were experts but it never seemed to be matched by their ability, judging by their large handicaps.

Yet I have great childhood memories going up the the putting green at "Swannie Pnds" with my granddad. When I got a bit older I graduated to playing "pitch and putt" at Balgay Park in Dundee and at Springfield Park in Arbroath. I also was the proud owner and proprietor of my very own six-hole putting green in the back garden. It was built by my very own granddad and being a plumber, he cut a length of plastic downpipe into sections to make cups for each hole. During the summer I used to tend to my course by cutting the grass then going over it with a big concrete roller, again made by my granddad. Looking back on it I’m sure it was just a ploy to get out of cutting the grass himself. I also had my own putter, a cut-down wooden shafted putter that my granddad had acquired for free from some house he was working at. Golf balls were acquired free of charge by plundering the rough at Caird Park Golf Course.

In recent years there has been some great golf games for computers. I remember my late father-in-law liked to play Actua Golf on the Play Station 1. I have Tiger Woods 2009 for the Wii and it is a superb game. Golf translates really well into these computer simulations.

In the pre-digital, mechanical era, Arnold Palmer’s Pro-Shot Golf was a popular and successful game. This is a toy I did get for Christmas one year. It consisted of a miniature golf club with a mini Arnold Palmer figure at the foot of the club. You pulled a little lever on the handle of the club to operate Arnold’s swing. It also had little interchangeable clubs, woods, irons, putter etc. With a little tee and a foam green you turned your living room into a golf course.


This game was published by Marx Games in the mid 1960's but it was re-released in 2006 for the 21st Century golf market. Now called just Pro-Shot Golf, the game has been updated with modernised clubs, logos etc but in essence it looks pretty much the same. It’s good to see that some things from yester year can make a revival.

Johnny Astro - The Toy I Never Got for Christmas



Now that the shops are full of Christmas displays, I was thinking about toys that I got for Christmas when I was a boy. The great thing about the internet is that you can now research the history of these items, get pictures too.

The years after the 1969 moon landing were magical. Between 1969 and 1973 there were seven manned Apollo lunar landings. The excitement surrounding these events was also evident in the toys available in the stores. I remember having a super Airfix Saturn V rocket, but one toy that eluded me was Johnny Astro. The box says it all:

Really Flies
No Wires
No connections
Full Spacecraft Control

I wanted this toy soooo much that I prayed every night in the run up to Christmas. The TV ads of the time showed a circular white balloon floating or flying gently in the air, guided by you onto the landing area. Unfortunately, it seems, the ads promised something entirely different from the actual product. I have now found out that the toy was nothing more than a variable speed fan which was used to blow the balloon onto the landing area. Apparently it was impossible and so it is with relief to discover, over 35 years later, that my disappointment at not getting this toy was somewhat misplaced.

OK so that’s one trauma dealt with and now just another three and half thousand to go.

Fuzzy Felt

Remember fuzzy felt? Fuzzy Felt was created in 1950 by Lois Allan The toy consists of a flock backing board onto which a number of felt shapes are placed to create different pictures. In my day the felt pieces were simple silhouettes but I note that they now come in versions that are more detailed printed shapes. For a farmyard scene, for example, pieces would typically be cows, sheep, chickens, horses, cats, dogs, a farmer, and a tractor. Other scenes might include hospital, pets, vehicles.


In this era of technological wizardry devices are getting smaller, more powerful and more mainstream. This drives prices down due to economies of scale. They are therefore becoming more accessible by younger children. I would have thought that simple toys like fuzzy felt must surely struggle to compete with smart phones and ipads. However a 60th anniversary set has recently been produced so it must be finding faith yet. I can remember one of my children got fuzzy felt for a birthday present once. It was met with an indifferent response and confined to the back cupboard where it remained. Someone mentioned it the other day and I had totally forgotten about its existence. Instantly I was transported back to primary school with the little felt board and lots of shapes and bright colours. The simple pleasures in life are to be treasured.