England's 2010 World Cup Campaign

It's not often I would venture to write about the World Cup but we have had some hilarity in the office at England's expense as these jokes circulated.

OXO have created a new cube, it is white with a red cross on it and it is to be known as "the laughing stock."

Following the England - Germany match, there has been a flash flood alert for the whole of Scotland as 5 million Scots are pissing themselves laughing.

It has been announced that the England team's flight home has been diverted via Glasgow in order that the team can receive a hero's welcome.